Patience is a virtue

Boiled, unpeeled eggs, why must you test my patience?? all I want from you is a delicious egg salad, or maybe just you, plain. But you make it so difficult to get to that point. I try and try to peel you nicely, but you insist on grabbing onto your white, taking it with you. You are lucky it was not my husband trying to peel you or you'd be a fist full of mush. Maybe you are testing my patience, I don't know...but in the end, I will win. Slathering you with a bit of mayonnaise and spreading you onto lightly toasted bread, oh how delicious you will be, if you would just LET ME PEEL YOU!!!!!